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Me & Women: An Apology
Blog by Tom EydmannDespite what you may hear I am in fact a man. A male. A bloke. A lad. I am of the gender which God blessed (or cursed) with a penis. As a man I am also therefore shit. I am shit at...
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Blog by Tom EydmannTo: xxxxxxxxxxFrom: xxxxxxxHi guys!Just wanted to give you all the heads up that we're gonna go 4 drinks on Friday night to give the newbies in the team a chance to get to know us...
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Monthly Meeting of My Vital Organs
Blog by Tom EydmannAround once a month my vital organs hold a general committee meeting where they invite all other major members of my body to voice any concerns they might have around a large round...
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Valentine's Day in the Graveyard
Blog by Tom EydmannUgh, Valentine's Day. Designed by the government to reduce the population of ugly people by depressing them to suicide every February 14th. The most pointless day on the calendar...
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How Technology is Ruining Your Relationship
Blog by Tom EydmannWhile it may not seem like it, technology has advanced more in the past 10 years than it has since we invented electricity. In the year 2003 there was no Facebook, no Twitter, no 3G,...
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So Your New Girl Wants to Get to Know You
Blog by Tom EydmannModern life is shite. It is almost universally accepted that things are not as good as they used to be. Nuclear war is ever imminent, terrorists keep trying to spoil our fun at...
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Is Human Sex Inferior to Animal Sex?
Blog by Tom EydmannHuman beings have been having sex for years. Since we've been around, in fact, since it's apparently necessary to keep the species going. Yes, ever since Adam got his first erection...
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Big Primpin': How Girls Prepare to Get Laid
Blog by Tom Eydmann"Do you know I've noticed now I'm getting a little bit older that my right testicle is beginning to hang slightly lower than my left one. More and more every day the gap increases....
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Whatever You Do, Don't DIY
Blog by Tom EydmannWhen I was younger I was told by my old man that when you live with a woman there are four important things that you as the alpha male need to take control of: the recycling, the...
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